Saturday, January 26, 2008

Eulogy for My Gall Bladder


In thinking about what I've been told by various medical personnel during yesterdays' adventure at NavMedCenSD, I've been feeling rather guilty about how I've treated my internal organs. It's a silly sentiment, but I honestly feel it.

The thick, rigid, scarred walls of my "jacked up" gall bladder are a testiment to how long it has valiantly attempted to do its job under the duress of dysfunction with no help from me whatsoever. Though I don't have many of the risk factors for gall bladder disease (besides being a female over 40), the fact is that I've never tried to do anything to protect the little guy - and the little guy in question has been doing all kinds of stuff to protect me. The fact that I've only been having symptoms for a few months, when the scar tissue that has accumulated is the result of years of chronic inflammation and clogging, is proof positive that my gall bladder is a fearless warrior who has fought for my body's continued absorption of Vitamins A, D, E, and K despite its own pain and compromised ability. If I could salute my gall bladder and tell it to stand down, I would.

Stand down, little soldier, and let the others take the watch from here. I apologize for taking you completely for granted, and for expecting so much from you while giving you so little to work with. In a few days you will have the rest your dedication has earned
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5 comments:

Jen said...

:)

David said...

What kind of help could a person give their gall bladder?

I don't know where my mind is these days but at first glance, when the gall bladder diagram popped up I thought we were going to be talking about... something else :p

Daughter of Night said...

Less fat, more whole grain. That's the kind of help I didn'tgive. :-)

LOL, you certainly are having some kind of Freudian issues over there!!! LOL

David said...

oops! I'm guilty as well :(

Hell, I am a Freudian issue. :|

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